Burles-que'st que c'est?
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My Big Debut
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My Big Debut
Great news, gentle readers! I will be starring in a burlesque show on August 12 at Daddy Mac's! Look, I'm even on the flier! (Albeit, with my old platinum hair. But never mind that.)
I'm soooooo excited. I've been running around like a chicken with my head cut off trying to get my acts ready. I'm going to fill two numbers. The first will be a classic burlesque dance to "Stray Cat Strut" by the Stray Cats. Bet you can't guess what I'll be dressed as. Meow.
The second act is a bit more modern. I'm going to turn myself into a human ice cream sundae. It's going to be super sexy, and a hell of a mess. I need to buy a tarp for the stage . . . As for music, I shall dance to "Ice Cream" by New Young Pony Club.
What a wonderful opportunity this is! I've wanted to do burlesque for ages, and now I finally have my chance! It's so classic. So retrosexual.
No, it's not nude. It's pasties and full back underwear. Don't look at me like that.
Wish me luck! Anyone with burlesque experience is more than welcome to add some tips in the comments. I would appreciate it.
I'm soooooo excited. I've been running around like a chicken with my head cut off trying to get my acts ready. I'm going to fill two numbers. The first will be a classic burlesque dance to "Stray Cat Strut" by the Stray Cats. Bet you can't guess what I'll be dressed as. Meow.
The second act is a bit more modern. I'm going to turn myself into a human ice cream sundae. It's going to be super sexy, and a hell of a mess. I need to buy a tarp for the stage . . . As for music, I shall dance to "Ice Cream" by New Young Pony Club.
What a wonderful opportunity this is! I've wanted to do burlesque for ages, and now I finally have my chance! It's so classic. So retrosexual.
No, it's not nude. It's pasties and full back underwear. Don't look at me like that.
Wish me luck! Anyone with burlesque experience is more than welcome to add some tips in the comments. I would appreciate it.
